Saturday, September 2
some classic jokes shared on a sat night
in compliments frm my brother[justin]=).
e jokes are gonna be lame/cold/farnie.
LOL.(my mama and i gt a gd luff frm
the way he share those jokes.)
just enjoy if ya got the time to spare.
1. What did GERM A say to GERM B?
Ans: "You make me sick!!"
2. What did the traffic light say to the car?
Ans: "Dont LOOK! i'm changing."
3. Why did the shark NOT eat the clown?
Ans: Because it "tasted" funny.
4. How do you divide the sea into 2?
Ans: use a "sea"-saw.
5. What do one say when they fart?
Ans: London ppl --> "Pardon me."
England ppl -- > "Excuse me."
Singaporean -- > "It wasnt me!"
6. What do you apply on a pig when its sick?
Ans : "Oink"-ment.
7. What games do cows play in a party?
Ans: "MOO"-sical chairs.
8.What is Cat's favourite colour?
Ans: "purrr"-ple (purple)
9. What did the dog say when it sits on a sandpaper?
Ans: "Ruff!" (Rough)
10. Why did the man fainted when he reached home?
Ans: He was home-(sick).
LOL??
dunno abt ya
bt my mom and I
burst out into
LAUGHTER.
fer some of them.
=D
/11:28 PM
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